There have been many incredible business ideas and developments in the 21st century, but the idea of ride-sharing has to be one of the best. It’s everything a cab is, but semi-personalized, has its perks, and is incredibly convenient (sometimes too much so).
Uber and Lyft drivers are incentivized to ensure that you have a five-star trip. Each ride is different and it’s up to the driver to have a unique way to ensure customer satisfaction and entertainment. The Uber drivers in this article seem to do it the best. Prepare to forever have heightened expectations when you call your next ride-share.
Just Take My Money, Sir
I think that it’s safe to say that most of us have no expectations when getting into an Uber. We hope they get us from point A to point B without getting into an accident and it’s nice if their car is clean too.
Any Uber driver who has a NES system installed in their car can just take my $100 of tip money.
The Super Market Uber Driver
This Uber driver is a moving super market and I’m all about it. The back seat kind of looks like one of those candy shops at the local fair with the hanging food.
I don’t think that I would want to leave this car. It’s safe to say he’s getting five stars.
Mixed Feelings About This
When you get into an Uber, it’s nice to know that you have the option to get a drink or a some food before you get to your destination.
With that being said, the fact that you have to pay for them is a bit bizarre. I have mixed feelings about this.
The More CHEEZ-ITS, The Better
This is a public service announcement to any potential Uber drivers out there. The more bags of CHEEZ-ITS that you have, the happier your customers are going to be.
There aren’t many snacks that can make ANYONE happy, but CHEEZ-ITS are the unconditional exception to that problem and it’s amazing.
Passive Aggressive Five Star Rating
Look, I’m all about giving my driver a five-star rating if they deserve it. Having this on the back of your chair will guilt people into giving you a perfect score.
I mean, you have to do what you have to do to keep your driver’s status with Uber I guess.
Goodie Bags For The Win
Can you remember the BEST part about going to your friend’s birthday parties as a kid? It’s easy. The goodie bags.
They were full of surprises and gave you closure that you were truly wanted at the party. Getting a goodie bag from an Uber driver would be absolutely killer. Can someone say SIX stars?
This is a great tactic to ensure that you’re going to get five stars. It’s all about the herd mentality. Most people won’t be willing to go against it.
If a customer sees these stickies with all positive comments, they’re going to do the same. They’ll feel like they’re in the wrong to write a negative comment, which is exactly the point of this display.
The Festive Driver
We all have those friends that take the holidays WAY too seriously. They’re the ones who start planning decorations for Christmas the second that Halloween ends.
This Uber driver is always looking forward to some holiday cheer that he wants to share with his customers. I don’t know about you, but I’m all for it.
The Fastest Uber
Okay, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I think this paint job has gone a little bit overboard.
Most Uber drivers are part-time. The Hot Wheels works for the Uber part, but is extremely ugly and childish for the majority of the time that you’re not working for Uber.
The More The Merrier
Think about how different the world would be if everyone was able to smile just a little bit more.
Thank God for the people who are out there with the sole purpose of ensuring that everyone has a happy day. We need more people (and Uber drivers) like this. So wholesome.
The Prophetic Uber Driver
We’ve all had BAD days. They’re the times that nothing makes sense and everything in your life seems out of place.
Jumping into an Uber and reading this inspirational quote, or one like it, can not only turn your day around, but your week and sometimes even your month. Incredible.
You’ll Never Know Who You’ll Run Into
It’s always interesting to hear the stories of your Uber drivers. For most of them, it’s a part-time job which means they usually have another profession.
This Uber driver used to pitch in the MLB and gives out his player card to all of his customers. Never judge a book by its cover.
Millennials, Eat Your Heart Out
By now you should know the way to a Millennials heart. No, it’s not flowers or cute Valentine’s Day cards, it’s free wifi.
Think about it, what’s the first thing your friends do when they walk into your place? No, they don’t hug you or even greet you. They go straight to the internet router to snag the password.
If You Don’t Know, Now Yah’ Know
There’s nothing wrong with loving who you are. In fact, we’re in a time when it’s seen as cockiness if you aren’t deprecating toward yourself.
I wish I could get a keychain of myself. I think this is ballin’. You’d rather have someone driving you that actually likes their life rather than the opposite.
It’s The Little Things
Sometimes hopping into an Uber and just being able to grab a water bottle is all you can ask for.
You don’t necessarily need thousands of candies in order to get five stars. Sometimes it’s just giving the basics of survival (which, if you’ve been living under a rock, is in reference to water).
This Is Important
Did you know that more than half of all Americans didn’t vote in the 2016 Presidential election? MORE THAN HALF!
Yes, it’s annoying, and yes it’s inconvenient but there are people living in countries that are begging for the ability to vote. More Uber drivers who are willing to help with the convenience factor of voting are wanted.
Not Too Extra, But Just Enough
Sometimes it’s awesome to have an Uber driver who is super extra. They have the disco ball and a plethora of candy, which is all fine and dandy.
But, sometimes you just want some gum with a little peace and quiet. A nice relaxing drive with no gadgets or gizmos.
The Perfect Variety Pack
This is a young person’s dream. Leaving home only to realize that you’re running on 20% battery is a nightmare.
If your Uber driver pulls these wires out you might as well just kiss them right on the mouth. Their charger collection runs deep. Look at that iPhone 4 charger. Those things are archaic.
Two Georgia Peaches In One Picture
If you’re going to welcome someone to your state you might as well leave an impression.
I’m willing to go out on limb and say that peaches are the tastiest fruit. Strawberries are a close second, but I would still give the benefit of the doubt to peaches, especially Georgia peaces.
Dedication Is The Name Of The Game
This Uber driver is committed to getting that five star rating. I’m just kidding. I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he’s just a really good-hearted person who didn’t want to see his customer in the hospital alone.
I don’t know where everyone is finding these drivers, but apparently they’re all avoiding me.